Who doesn't LOVE Star Wars? Space, space religion, space ships, space swords, space checkers, space love stories, space sand, space politics, space wizards, space guns, giant slug, what more could you ask for?
7. A gifted young hero with no parents who grew up on a desert planet joins a rebellion to combat a fascistic empire.
This time the main character is a black woman though. (concept art below)
6. A gifted young hero with no parents who grew up on a desert planet joins a rebellion to combat a fascistic empire.
This time the main character is a black guy. (concept art below)
5. Rogue One 2: some more shit that never made sense in the original movies gets fixed.
The movie will be told through the adventures of a young hero who joins a rebellion to combat a fascistic empire, but this time we will find out why there is noise in space. Spoiler alert: the main character's father made there be noise in space, because it's a fail safe that screws up the empire for some reason.
4. A young man attending Space Harvard who has Space Asperger's invents Space Facebook because his space girlfriend broke up with him.
Will include quotes like:
"The only reason we're allowed to sit here and drink is because you slept with the guy at the space door."
and
"I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my space education."
and
"One Death Star isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion Death Stars."
"The only reason we're allowed to sit here and drink is because you slept with the guy at the space door."
and
"I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my space education."
and
"One Death Star isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion Death Stars."
3. The origins of an existing fan favorite character are explored.
The Sarlacc pit has always been a fan favorite, but not much is known about his origins. This is certainly something that needs to be explored.
The movie will start at the scene below with a record scratch and a freeze frame followed by a, "you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation," followed by a quick rewind to the beginning of the story.
The movie will start at the scene below with a record scratch and a freeze frame followed by a, "you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation," followed by a quick rewind to the beginning of the story.
2. The origins of another already existing fan favorite character are explored.
Remember this guy? Yeah me too! He is the only person in the Star Wars universe to know that he is in a movie and thus has the ability to look directly into the lens. His friend has that ability too, but he's too fucking weird looking. Maybe he can be a side character.
1. Star Wars: The Godfather
Eventually Disney will be able to purchase The Godfather property and just re- release the same exact movie but with Star Wars in the title so that lots of people will go and see it.