You wake up in the morning.
The first sign that it's going to be a good day is also the first sign that you're actually going to have a day.
You don't die before breakfast.
Again, if you die before breakfast, you can't have a good day.
You've never heard a Taylor Swift song before.
She gets older, her fans stay the same age.
You didn't get attacked by a peacock before getting to the coffee machine.
You bragged about how much you love coffee on Facebook.
Bonus if you posted a picture of your breakfast.
No one tried to talk to you on the bus.
You have a car and didn't have to take the bus.
Let's face it, if you have to take the bus you'll never have a good day.
The bus crashed and you get to be late to work.
You didn't watch the news.
There was another shooting? Didn't hear about it.
BuzzFeed doesn't exist.
The day when BuzzFeed goes away will be the day when we won't mind not waking up the next day.