OJ Simpsons are considered to be unpredictable and dangerous, but if you follow these simple tips, you have a chance at surviving an OJ Simpson encounter.
1. NEVER try to outrun an OJ Simpson
You will NEVER be able to outrun an OJ Simpson, and if you try to run away, he will chase you, and he will kill you.
2. Do NOT try to look big.
There is a misconception going around that if you see an OJ Simpson, you should try to look big. Only try to look big if you encounter a Casey Anthony. Casey Anthonys generally only feed on smaller, weaker animals, so if you act big she will realize that you are not food and will move on.
If you see an OJ Simpson, however...
3. Play dead.
If you are lucky OJ will only take a couple stabs at you before he loses interest.
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