9. Mother's Circus Animal Cookies
10. Pretzels
4. Tostitos
3. Fritos
2. Cheetos
"Have you been eating my Cheetos?"
"You caught me red handed. Or should I say orange handed!"
(Laughter ensues)
1. Doritos
We miss you Steve.
Apparently there aren't actually that many snack foods that end with "Itos," so we at FuzzBeed have decided that because of their salty crunchy goodness Pretzels should take the number ten spot. We just can't stop eating them. They are diabolically twisted, they are pretzels
9. Mother's Circus Animal Cookies10. Pretzels4. Tostitos
Again, there are only four different types of itos chips, so we have decided to put Mother's Circus Animal Cookies in the number nine slot. And why not? Mother's Circus Animal Cookies are the pinnacle of food science. Animal crackers, frosting, small spherical sprinkles, um, yum.
Since we all came to this site to see the rankings of Itos snacks we decided to cut the bullsh** and get right to it. Cruising on in at number 4 we have the undeniably delicious with any type of salsa: Tostitos. My sister used to eat these in the morning before school because they were the only food she could eat that early that wouldn't make her sick. Can you say life saver?
3. Fritos
Have you ever wanted to eat corn, but you wanted it to be crunchier, saltier, and you wanted it to be shaped like a scoop loop and you wanted it to have black spots on it? Me too, so you can imagine how happy I was when Frito- Lay responded to this huge customer demand and invented Fritos. Rock on Frito- Lay corporation, rock on Frito- Lay corporation, rock on.
2. Cheetos
Okay let's be serious, who didn't expect Cheetos to be high on the list? They have everything you want in a snack food; cheese, crunchiness, and they turn your fingers orange. There's no way to hide having just dug into a delicious bag of Cheetos.
"Have you been eating my Cheetos?" "You caught me red handed. Or should I say orange handed!" (Laughter ensues) 1. Doritos
Number 1? Do we even have to explain ourselves? No, but we will anyway. Taking on many flavors and iterations Doritos has never ceased to boggle our minds and capture our imaginations. When a marketing executive at Pepsi (who owns the itos brands) came up with the crazy idea of putting artificial cheese on Tostitos, no one thought it would work, but this revolutionary marketing mogul pushed his million dollar idea through with every last penny he had, and boy are we glad he did. This marketing executive's name was of course, you guessed it, Steve Jobs. Unfortunately his untimely death came just before he finished his plans for the iDorito.
We miss you Steve.
7 Comments
Rick Reiner
5/18/2015 10:57:59 am
I definitely think Fritos should have been ranked number one. If you look at their versatility and over all health as a snack it is easy to see why.
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Bob Zmuda
5/18/2015 11:09:07 am
I don't know, I think he got it right with Doritos. The picture should be cool ranch though not that damn cheddar crap.
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Me
5/3/2022 12:21:48 pm
I am also a Cheeto
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Kevin
11/1/2021 11:30:32 am
Hahaha
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